


oh my god
“your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn”
Absolutely best thing I’ve read in a long time.
oh my god I’M DYING
YOUNG WOMEN FIND THEMSELVES DRAWN TO IMAGES OF MEN ENGAGING IN PREMARITAL KISSING
HOW-TO GUIDES FOR GAY SEX MANEUVERS
This is real. It’s a real article and it’s the best thing I’ve ever read.
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LOL
It will steal your child’s feelings. XD XD XD XD
christwire is satirical tho
If that is the case, then I’m just happy this is our general reputation.
No words can describe how funny this is.
(Source: emmetforest)
ohmylord, premarital kissing! scandalous!
You all know that site is a joke, right? :P
The amount of ignorance this article is astounding